Puttin’ on the Ritz

June 6th, 2007

O.K.  I’ll admit it. The Suite Life page was motivated (at least in part) by a pet peeve.

Why is it that hotels spend big bucks to design, decorate and accessorize their deluxe suites, but then skimp on the photos when you try to check out their facilities? Is it a state secret?

Sure, there’s always a picture of the bed. Great, now I can confirm that the hotel provides a mattress and linens. And don’t forget the obligatory views of the lobby. Helpful information if I’m planning to camp out by the front desk.

hotel_lobbyShow me the dang room! What does the bathroom really look like? What kind of toiletries are provided? Is the shower a feature or an afterthought? Can you soak your shoulders and your knees in the tub at the same time? How well stocked is the mini-bar? Don’t tell me – show me! How’s the view? Electronic gadgets and remote controls? Mood lighting? Artwork and decorating? Robes, slippers, choice of pillows? Private outdoor lounging?

What makes this suite really special? All together now: “A picture is worth . . .â€

My plan for this department is to give the hotels a forum to strut their stuff. If the Presidential Suite is truly presidential, show us how and why. What do you get for $2,000 per night? Or $5,000? Or more?

Do you have to take your socks off, or will the décor knock ‘em off when you walk through the door?

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